details: 'SHOCK-DA-MONKEY dogcrap talking'

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team 1
Undeadpartyanimalcake (yellow | 51 APM | 2226 actions | 43:22)
Hero icon 8 Death Knight
Ability icon 3 Death Coil
Ability icon 3 Unholy Aura
Ability icon 1 Animate Dead
Ability icon 1 Death Pact
Hero icon 2 Mountain King
Ability icon 1 Storm Bolt
Ability icon 1 Avatar

» actions
Assign group hotkey124
Basic commands45
Build / train143
Enter build submenu27
Enter hero's abilities submenu10
Give item / drop item3
Remove unit from queue6
Right click897
Select / deselect675
Select group hotkey205
Use ability91
2226 total
» units
Acolyte9
Ghoul11
Gargoyle34
Crypt Fiend20
Knight13
Obsidian Statue2
89 total
» upgrades
Cannibalize1
Creature Attack3
Creature Carapace3
Ghoul Frenzy1
Web1
9 total
» buildings
Ziggurat14
Crypt2
Altar of Darkness1
Tomb of Relics2
Nerubian Tower3
Graveyard1
Halls of the Dead1
Spirit Tower5
Black Citadel1
Slaughterhouse1
31 total
» build order
00:22 Ziggurat
00:25 Crypt
00:44 Altar of Darkness
01:17 Crypt
01:40 Ziggurat
02:10 Tomb of Relics
02:48 Nerubian Tower
03:16 Nerubian Tower
03:16 Nerubian Tower
04:09 Ziggurat
05:30 Graveyard
05:55 Ziggurat
06:40 Halls of the Dead
06:55 Ziggurat
08:38 Ziggurat
08:40 Ziggurat
08:50 Ziggurat
08:52 Ziggurat
08:54 Ziggurat
08:58 Ziggurat
09:50 Spirit Tower
12:43 Spirit Tower
13:06 Ziggurat
14:13 Black Citadel
14:51 Ziggurat
14:53 Spirit Tower
14:54 Spirit Tower
15:58 Ziggurat
18:12 Spirit Tower
22:13 Slaughterhouse
23:04 Tomb of Relics
» items
Scroll of Regeneration2
Lesser Clarity Potion1
Sacrificial Skull1
Scroll of Town Portal2
Potion of Lesser Invulnerability4
Periapt of Vitality1
Potion of Healing1
Orb of Corruption1
13 total
Humankfc_bucket (green | 26 APM | 524 actions | 20:31)
Hero icon 3 Mountain King
Ability icon 2 Storm Bolt
Ability icon 1 Thunder Clap

» actions
Assign group hotkey9
Basic commands15
Build / train32
Enter build submenu19
Enter hero's abilities submenu3
Right click244
Select / deselect167
Select group hotkey14
Use ability21
524 total
» units
Peasant5
Footman6
Knight6
17 total
» upgrades
Swords3
Plating3
Lumber Harvesting1
Animal War Training1
8 total
» buildings
Altar of Kings1
Farm10
Barracks2
Blacksmith1
Lumber Mill1
Arcane Vault1
Keep1
Castle1
Town Hall1
19 total
» build order
00:07 Altar of Kings
00:10 Farm
00:23 Barracks
00:54 Farm
01:43 Farm
02:33 Farm
03:07 Blacksmith
03:54 Lumber Mill
04:08 Arcane Vault
04:36 Farm
05:46 Farm
05:50 Keep
06:28 Farm
07:15 Barracks
08:11 Castle
09:09 Farm
09:58 Farm
10:48 Farm
16:12 Town Hall
» items
Potion of Healing1
1 total
HumanRodSerling (teal | 77 APM | 3320 actions | 43:22)
Hero icon 8 Archmage
Ability icon 3 Summon Water Elemental
Ability icon 3 Brilliance Aura
Ability icon 1 Mass Teleport
Ability icon 1 Blizzard
Hero icon 1 Mountain King
Ability icon 1 Bash

» actions
Assign group hotkey57
Basic commands308
Build / train170
ESC pressed10
Enter build submenu63
Enter hero's abilities submenu11
Give item / drop item7
Right click1313
Select / deselect419
Select group hotkey755
Use ability207
3320 total
» units
Peasant23
Footman15
Dragonhawk Rider13
Goblin Shredder5
Gryphon Rider4
60 total
» upgrades
Masonry3
Lumber Harvesting2
Swords3
Animal War Training1
Storm Hammers1
Armor3
Cloud1
14 total
» buildings
Altar of Kings1
Barracks1
Farm14
Arcane Vault2
Town Hall3
Lumber Mill1
Scout Tower29
Keep3
Arcane Tower3
Guard Tower40
Blacksmith1
Castle3
Gryphon Aviary5
106 total
» build order
00:09 Altar of Kings
00:13 Barracks
00:15 Farm
00:52 Farm
01:37 Farm
01:41 Farm
02:08 Farm
03:02 Farm
04:26 Arcane Vault
04:34 Town Hall
05:09 Lumber Mill
05:35 Scout Tower
05:37 Scout Tower
06:11 Keep
06:11 Keep
06:14 Arcane Tower
06:14 Guard Tower
06:15 Guard Tower
06:19 Scout Tower
06:20 Scout Tower
06:49 Guard Tower
06:54 Guard Tower
07:08 Blacksmith
07:51 Scout Tower
07:53 Scout Tower
08:41 Guard Tower
08:42 Guard Tower
08:43 Castle
08:49 Gryphon Aviary
08:53 Gryphon Aviary
09:05 Farm
09:38 Guard Tower
09:38 Guard Tower
09:38 Guard Tower
09:42 Guard Tower
09:43 Guard Tower
10:21 Farm
12:19 Scout Tower
12:20 Scout Tower
12:21 Scout Tower
12:22 Scout Tower
12:23 Scout Tower
12:25 Scout Tower
12:25 Scout Tower
12:27 Scout Tower
13:07 Guard Tower
13:07 Guard Tower
13:50 Guard Tower
13:50 Guard Tower
14:19 Scout Tower
14:19 Scout Tower
14:19 Scout Tower
14:20 Scout Tower
14:21 Scout Tower
14:22 Scout Tower
15:16 Guard Tower
20:06 Gryphon Aviary
20:06 Gryphon Aviary
20:07 Gryphon Aviary
22:11 Farm
22:13 Farm
22:13 Farm
22:14 Farm
22:14 Farm
22:14 Farm
24:32 Town Hall
24:35 Scout Tower
24:36 Scout Tower
24:37 Scout Tower
24:38 Scout Tower
24:54 Scout Tower
24:56 Scout Tower
24:58 Scout Tower
25:00 Scout Tower
25:05 Guard Tower
25:05 Guard Tower
25:06 Guard Tower
25:16 Guard Tower
25:17 Guard Tower
25:17 Guard Tower
25:30 Arcane Vault
25:32 Guard Tower
25:32 Guard Tower
25:32 Guard Tower
25:46 Guard Tower
26:25 Scout Tower
28:25 Arcane Tower
37:07 Town Hall
» items
Scroll of Regeneration7
Scroll of Town Portal7
Ivory Tower2
Lesser Clarity Potion1
Potion of Healing4
Periapt of Vitality1
Staff of Teleportation1
23 total
OrcMClarkeDumcoon (orange | 70 APM | 3027 actions | 43:22)
Hero icon 9 Blademaster
Ability icon 3 Wind Walk
Ability icon 3 Critical Strike
Ability icon 1 Bladestorm
Ability icon 2 Mirror Image

» actions
Assign group hotkey197
Basic commands90
Build / train112
Enter build submenu62
Enter hero's abilities submenu10
Give item / drop item14
Remove unit from queue1
Right click1362
Select / deselect508
Select group hotkey387
Use ability284
3027 total
» units
Peon16
Grunt4
Goblin Shredder6
Goblin Sapper5
Troll Batrider10
Troll Witch Doctor1
Green Dragon2
Raider3
Goblin Zeppelin1
48 total
» upgrades
Pillage1
Ranged Weapons3
Armor3
Liquid Fire1
Reinforced Defenses1
Envenomed Spears1
Spiked Barricades1
Melee Weapons2
Ensnare1
14 total
» buildings
Orc Burrow6
Altar of Storms1
Barracks2
Voodoo Lounge3
Stronghold1
War Mill1
Great Hall3
Watch Tower49
Spirit Lodge1
Beastiary4
Fortress2
73 total
» build order
00:16 Orc Burrow
00:58 Altar of Storms
01:00 Barracks
01:08 Barracks
01:49 Orc Burrow
01:51 Voodoo Lounge
03:11 Stronghold
04:20 War Mill
04:45 Orc Burrow
05:22 Great Hall
06:20 Watch Tower
06:21 Watch Tower
06:21 Watch Tower
06:22 Watch Tower
06:23 Watch Tower
06:23 Watch Tower
06:23 Watch Tower
06:24 Watch Tower
06:43 Watch Tower
06:44 Watch Tower
06:45 Watch Tower
06:45 Watch Tower
06:47 Watch Tower
06:48 Watch Tower
06:49 Watch Tower
07:18 Orc Burrow
07:48 Watch Tower
07:50 Watch Tower
07:51 Watch Tower
09:14 Spirit Lodge
10:15 Beastiary
10:18 Beastiary
10:21 Beastiary
10:25 Beastiary
12:38 Fortress
12:38 Fortress
15:06 Watch Tower
15:07 Watch Tower
15:08 Watch Tower
15:09 Watch Tower
15:09 Watch Tower
15:09 Watch Tower
17:11 Orc Burrow
23:28 Great Hall
23:30 Watch Tower
23:30 Watch Tower
23:30 Watch Tower
23:31 Watch Tower
23:32 Watch Tower
23:33 Watch Tower
23:33 Watch Tower
23:34 Watch Tower
23:35 Watch Tower
23:35 Watch Tower
23:36 Watch Tower
23:53 Watch Tower
23:53 Watch Tower
23:55 Watch Tower
23:56 Watch Tower
28:05 Great Hall
28:08 Voodoo Lounge
28:09 Watch Tower
28:13 Voodoo Lounge
28:14 Watch Tower
28:15 Watch Tower
28:22 Watch Tower
29:22 Watch Tower
29:23 Watch Tower
29:26 Watch Tower
29:28 Watch Tower
29:30 Watch Tower
29:35 Watch Tower
35:11 Orc Burrow
» items
Healing Salve7
Boots of Speed1
Potion of Mana5
Lesser Clarity Potion6
Potion of Healing7
Scroll of Town Portal3
Scroll of Speed1
Periapt of Vitality1
Staff of Teleportation1
Orb of Corruption1
33 total
team 2
Random» NightElfHotDog (purple | 50 APM | 1688 actions | 33:56)
Hero icon 4 Demon Hunter
Ability icon 2 Mana Burn
Ability icon 2 Evasion

» actions
Assign group hotkey14
Basic commands16
Build / train85
Enter build submenu25
Enter hero's abilities submenu4
Give item / drop item1
Remove unit from queue1
Right click861
Select / deselect412
Select group hotkey189
Use ability79
1688 total
» units
Wisp17
Hippogryph8
Druid of the Talon18
Chimaera8
51 total
» upgrades
Strength of the Wild2
Corrosive Breath1
Druid of the Talon Training2
Mark of the Talon1
Reinforced Hides1
7 total
» buildings
Altar of Elders1
Moon Well6
Ancient of Wonders1
Tree of Life2
Tree of Ages3
Hunter's Hall1
Tree of Eternity1
Ancient of Wind2
Chimaera Roost3
20 total
» build order
00:15 Altar of Elders
00:21 Moon Well
00:35 Ancient of Wonders
02:08 Moon Well
02:29 Tree of Life
03:07 Tree of Ages
03:08 Tree of Ages
03:25 Hunter's Hall
03:48 Moon Well
05:41 Tree of Eternity
05:44 Ancient of Wind
06:13 Moon Well
06:16 Moon Well
07:07 Moon Well
07:16 Ancient of Wind
08:09 Chimaera Roost
08:11 Chimaera Roost
09:28 Chimaera Roost
12:54 Tree of Life
» items
Boots of Speed1
Staff of Teleportation1
Orb of Venom6
Scroll of Town Portal6
Potion of Healing1
Moonstone2
17 total
OrcArgos (blue | 72 APM | 2170 actions | 30:02)
Hero icon 5 Tauren Chieftain
Ability icon 3 Endurance Aura
Ability icon 2 Shockwave
Hero icon 5 Blademaster
Ability icon 2 Wind Walk
Ability icon 3 Critical Strike

» actions
Assign group hotkey21
Basic commands3
Build / train101
Enter build submenu24
Enter hero's abilities submenu10
Give item / drop item3
Remove unit from queue2
Right click1110
Select / deselect493
Select group hotkey260
Use ability143
2170 total
» units
Peon17
Grunt4
Demolisher2
Shaman8
Tauren6
Spirit Walker4
Troll Batrider10
Troll Witch Doctor3
54 total
» upgrades
Shaman Training2
Melee Weapons1
Armor2
Spirit Walker Training2
Pulverize1
8 total
» buildings
Altar of Storms1
Orc Burrow6
Barracks1
War Mill1
Voodoo Lounge1
Stronghold1
Spirit Lodge1
Great Hall2
Fortress1
Tauren Totem1
Watch Tower4
Beastiary1
21 total
» build order
00:04 Altar of Storms
00:05 Orc Burrow
01:05 Barracks
01:25 Orc Burrow
01:59 War Mill
02:37 Voodoo Lounge
03:05 Stronghold
03:45 Orc Burrow
05:48 Spirit Lodge
05:52 Orc Burrow
06:37 Great Hall
07:44 Fortress
10:16 Tauren Totem
10:32 Watch Tower
10:33 Watch Tower
10:37 Watch Tower
12:21 Orc Burrow
13:03 Watch Tower
14:34 Beastiary
19:22 Orc Burrow
19:36 Great Hall
» items
Healing Salve4
Scroll of Speed1
Potion of Healing6
Orb of Lightning3
Lesser Clarity Potion3
Dust of Appearance1
Scroll of Town Portal2
20 total
HumanNUM-NUMS (pink | 48 APM | 2068 actions | 43:22)
Hero icon 9 Mountain King
Ability icon 3 Storm Bolt
Ability icon 3 Bash
Ability icon 1 Avatar
Ability icon 2 Thunder Clap
Hero icon 1 Paladin
Ability icon 1 Holy Light

» actions
Assign group hotkey60
Basic commands86
Build / train115
Enter build submenu32
Enter hero's abilities submenu10
Give item / drop item3
Remove unit from queue3
Right click603
Select / deselect402
Select group hotkey614
Use ability140
2068 total
» units
Peasant22
Gryphon Rider8
Goblin Sapper11
41 total
» upgrades
Masonry3
Lumber Harvesting2
Swords2
Armor2
9 total
» buildings
Altar of Kings1
Farm12
Scout Tower58
Arcane Tower4
Lumber Mill3
Arcane Vault1
Guard Tower30
Town Hall1
Keep1
Castle3
Gryphon Aviary4
Blacksmith1
Barracks1
120 total
» build order
00:13 Altar of Kings
00:21 Farm
00:55 Scout Tower
01:25 Arcane Tower
01:25 Arcane Tower
01:33 Farm
01:57 Lumber Mill
02:12 Arcane Vault
02:23 Farm
03:21 Scout Tower
03:22 Scout Tower
03:53 Scout Tower
03:54 Scout Tower
03:55 Scout Tower
03:56 Scout Tower
04:15 Guard Tower
04:26 Guard Tower
05:17 Guard Tower
05:28 Town Hall
05:30 Scout Tower
05:30 Scout Tower
05:30 Scout Tower
05:31 Scout Tower
05:32 Scout Tower
05:32 Scout Tower
05:33 Scout Tower
05:33 Scout Tower
05:33 Scout Tower
05:35 Scout Tower
05:55 Guard Tower
06:20 Guard Tower
06:24 Keep
07:08 Scout Tower
07:08 Scout Tower
07:09 Scout Tower
07:11 Scout Tower
07:12 Scout Tower
07:58 Guard Tower
07:58 Guard Tower
08:24 Scout Tower
08:25 Scout Tower
08:25 Scout Tower
08:29 Guard Tower
09:12 Guard Tower
09:49 Guard Tower
10:01 Castle
10:02 Castle
10:09 Lumber Mill
10:20 Gryphon Aviary
10:56 Gryphon Aviary
11:02 Farm
11:03 Farm
11:03 Farm
11:05 Farm
11:48 Blacksmith
12:42 Gryphon Aviary
12:48 Farm
12:48 Farm
13:06 Gryphon Aviary
14:56 Farm
14:56 Farm
14:57 Farm
15:53 Scout Tower
15:53 Scout Tower
15:54 Scout Tower
15:55 Scout Tower
15:55 Scout Tower
15:55 Scout Tower
15:56 Scout Tower
15:57 Scout Tower
15:58 Scout Tower
15:58 Scout Tower
16:01 Scout Tower
16:02 Scout Tower
16:03 Scout Tower
16:31 Guard Tower
16:31 Guard Tower
16:37 Barracks
16:47 Guard Tower
16:47 Guard Tower
17:07 Guard Tower
17:07 Guard Tower
17:48 Guard Tower
18:28 Guard Tower
19:04 Guard Tower
23:12 Scout Tower
23:13 Scout Tower
23:13 Scout Tower
23:13 Scout Tower
23:14 Scout Tower
23:46 Guard Tower
23:49 Scout Tower
23:49 Scout Tower
23:50 Scout Tower
23:50 Scout Tower
23:51 Scout Tower
24:42 Scout Tower
24:42 Scout Tower
24:42 Scout Tower
24:43 Scout Tower
24:44 Scout Tower
24:44 Scout Tower
24:46 Scout Tower
24:46 Scout Tower
25:40 Guard Tower
27:20 Lumber Mill
29:23 Arcane Tower
29:24 Arcane Tower
» items
Scroll of Regeneration3
Mechanical Critter2
Staff of Teleportation1
Potion of Lesser Invulnerability1
Scroll of Town Portal1
Potion of Mana2
Lesser Clarity Potion1
11 total
Random» HumanShock-da-Monkey (red | 18 APM | 794 actions | 43:22)
Hero icon 3 Archmage
Ability icon 2 Summon Water Elemental
Ability icon 1 Brilliance Aura

» actions
Assign group hotkey17
Basic commands24
Build / train81
Enter build submenu32
Enter hero's abilities submenu3
Give item / drop item1
Right click297
Select / deselect257
Select group hotkey41
Use ability41
794 total
» units
Peasant9
Footman5
Rifleman2
Priest3
Siege Engine19
Sorceress1
Flying Machine3
42 total
» upgrades
Plating3
Swords1
Masonry3
Lumber Harvesting1
Long Rifles1
Gunpowder2
Priest Training2
Magic Sentry1
Barrage1
Sorceress Training2
Flak Cannons1
Flying Machine Bombs1
19 total
» buildings
Farm13
Altar of Kings1
Barracks1
Scout Tower7
Arcane Tower2
Blacksmith1
Keep1
Lumber Mill1
Guard Tower5
Castle1
Arcane Sanctum1
Workshop2
Arcane Vault1
Town Hall2
39 total
» build order
01:44 Farm
01:53 Altar of Kings
02:03 Barracks
02:13 Scout Tower
02:27 Farm
02:46 Arcane Tower
03:10 Blacksmith
03:16 Keep
04:07 Lumber Mill
04:26 Farm
04:30 Farm
04:44 Scout Tower
05:19 Guard Tower
05:24 Farm
05:29 Farm
06:16 Farm
06:25 Scout Tower
06:38 Castle
07:09 Scout Tower
07:41 Guard Tower
07:43 Guard Tower
08:35 Arcane Sanctum
09:26 Workshop
09:37 Workshop
13:32 Farm
14:13 Farm
14:58 Farm
15:44 Scout Tower
16:18 Farm
16:21 Guard Tower
16:43 Arcane Vault
18:32 Scout Tower
19:40 Arcane Tower
22:58 Town Hall
27:21 Town Hall
29:02 Scout Tower
30:13 Guard Tower
32:58 Farm
33:20 Farm
» items
Orb of Fire1
Scroll of Regeneration1
Potion of Healing1
Lesser Clarity Potion1
Scroll of Town Portal1
Periapt of Vitality1
6 total

Chat log

(00:11 / All) MClarkeDumcoon: Favorite pornographic actresses?
(00:17 / All) NUM-NUMS: brandi belle
(00:18 / All) RodSerling: There is a fifth dimension beyond that which is known to man.
(00:25 / All) RodSerling: It is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity
(00:45 / All) RodSerling: It is the middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition
(00:47 / All) Shock-da-Monkey: Gianna Michaels and Bree Olen
(00:48 / All) kfc_bucket: bailey jay is my favorite
(00:50 / All) RodSerling: and it lies between the pit of man's fears and the summit of his knowledge.
(00:51 / All) MClarkeDumcoon: I like them fat bottomed black bitches
(00:59 / All) NUM-NUMS: i dont get that song
(01:01 / All) RodSerling: This is the dimension of imagination. It is an area which we call the Twilight Zone.
(01:02 / Allies) NUM-NUMS: fat bottomed girls
(01:02 / All) Shock-da-Monkey: pinky
(01:06 / All) NUM-NUMS: fat bottomed girls
(01:08 / All) NUM-NUMS: what does it mean
(01:32 / All) MClarkeDumcoon: have two peons selected, queues up for one peon to build both buildigns
(01:33 / Allies) HotDog: lol
(01:37 / All) MClarkeDumcoon: great game Blizzard
(01:40 / Allies) NUM-NUMS: feed me
(01:41 / Allies) NUM-NUMS: red
(01:44 / Allies) NUM-NUMS: please?
(01:51 / All) HotDog: he is
(02:35 / All) NUM-NUMS: should i get katy perry's greatest hits cd
(02:37 / All) NUM-NUMS: i want it
(02:45 / All) MClarkeDumcoon: yeah
(02:59 / All) MClarkeDumcoon: best album I ever bought
(03:02 / All) NUM-NUMS: my family may think me a lesser man, though
(03:20 / All) MClarkeDumcoon: it's a cd for men though
(03:37 / All) NUM-NUMS: i dont follow
(03:40 / All) NUM-NUMS: she is a girl
(03:51 / All) MClarkeDumcoon: so is fiona apple
(03:55 / All) MClarkeDumcoon: best musician ever
(04:00 / All) NUM-NUMS: bon jovi
(04:02 / All) NUM-NUMS: elvis
(04:04 / All) NUM-NUMS: elton john
(04:09 / All) NUM-NUMS: cascada
(04:37 / Allies) NUM-NUMS: help me creep this shit
(05:07 / Allies) Argos: wisp?
(05:12 / Allies) HotDog: ye

(06:37 / Allies) NUM-NUMS: i got griffs copters we need meleeeee
(07:23 / All) RodSerling: forgot to disable vpn, laggy as hell
(07:48 / All) NUM-NUMS: member our rool big brotha, one dc= laps around market square
(07:59 / Allies) HotDog: come
(07:59 / Allies) HotDog: blue

(09:21 / All) MClarkeDumcoon: bs
(09:28 / Allies) HotDog: wood
(09:29 / Allies) HotDog: asap
(09:37 / Allies) NUM-NUMS: i ned wood
(09:38 / All) MClarkeDumcoon: brb everyone
(09:42 / All) MClarkeDumcoon: checking to see if I got on utorrent
(09:55 / All) MClarkeDumcoon: nope.jpg
(10:23 / Allies) HotDog: pink u have
(10:24 / Allies) HotDog: nothing
(10:28 / Allies) NUM-NUMS: wood plz
(10:41 / Allies) Shock-da-Monkey: he has 100 towers...
(10:51 / All) MClarkeDumcoon: GOT ME LOOKING SO CRAZY RIGHT NOW
(10:52 / Allies) HotDog: omw blue
(10:53 / All) MClarkeDumcoon: YOUR LOVE
(10:57 / All) MClarkeDumcoon: GOT ME LOOKING OS CRAZY RIGHT NOW
(10:59 / All) MClarkeDumcoon: YOUR TOUCH

(12:49 / Allies) HotDog: pink give me
(12:50 / Allies) HotDog: some
(12:50 / Allies) HotDog: gold
(12:59 / All) MClarkeDumcoon: well
(13:00 / Allies) NUM-NUMS: k
(13:03 / All) MClarkeDumcoon: that was dumb

(14:04 / Allies) NUM-NUMS: wood
(14:05 / Allies) NUM-NUMS: now
(14:18 / Allies) HotDog: gold
(14:18 / Allies) HotDog: dick
(14:23 / Allies) HotDog: u have fucking
(14:23 / Allies) HotDog: 3
(14:24 / Allies) HotDog: k
(14:30 / Allies) NUM-NUMS: dude my mom just called
(14:34 / Allies) NUM-NUMS: she wants me to start the oven
(14:34 / Allies) HotDog: give me gold
(14:35 / Allies) HotDog: then
(14:36 / Allies) NUM-NUMS: pizza
(14:40 / Allies) HotDog: k
(14:42 / Allies) HotDog: pass the gold
(14:46 / Allies) NUM-NUMS: how much
(14:52 / Allies) HotDog: a lot
(15:00 / Allies) NUM-NUMS: like 200 or 2k?
(15:06 / Allies) HotDog: 460
(15:18 / Allies) NUM-NUMS: i dont trust red
(15:21 / Allies) NUM-NUMS: he is a shady one

(18:51 / All) MClarkeDumcoon: WTF
(19:04 / All) MClarkeDumcoon: I TPED BEFORE I COMBUSTED
(19:26 / All) RodSerling: barely even playing this match, constantly alt tabbing
(19:42 / All) MClarkeDumcoon: I hate Blizzard's POS software
(19:50 / All) MClarkeDumcoon: where you have to do the same command 50 times to make sure it goes through
(20:29 / All) kfc_bucket: google bailey jay porn star
(21:18 / All) NUM-NUMS: looks like i have a duty to perform this game gentlemen

(22:44 / Allies) Shock-da-Monkey: dont take this mine pink
(22:52 / Allies) Shock-da-Monkey: i own it
(23:01 / Allies) NUM-NUMS: can i tower it up for u?
(23:11 / Allies) Shock-da-Monkey: why to tk me
(23:17 / Allies) NUM-NUMS: if i wanted u dead u would be
(23:47 / Allies) Shock-da-Monkey: why dont you hit dude
(24:24 / Allies) HotDog: bats

(25:43 / Allies) NUM-NUMS: wood plz
(26:25 / Allies) Shock-da-Monkey: why do you just sit pink
(26:32 / Allies) Shock-da-Monkey: with a huge army
(26:33 / Allies) NUM-NUMS: its dangerous out there
(26:34 / Allies) Shock-da-Monkey: why
(26:36 / Allies) NUM-NUMS: the big beyond
(26:43 / Allies) Shock-da-Monkey: go play pussycraft dude
(26:50 / Allies) NUM-NUMS: im insecure man
(26:53 / Allies) NUM-NUMS: give me a break
(27:04 / Allies) Shock-da-Monkey: pussycraft would be your game
(27:08 / Allies) Shock-da-Monkey: or xbox
(27:21 / Allies) HotDog: gold
(27:29 / Allies) HotDog: so i can get dh
(27:29 / Allies) HotDog: back
(27:30 / Allies) HotDog: ftw
(27:34 / All) NUM-NUMS: rod serling #1
(27:38 / Allies) HotDog: pink
(27:39 / Allies) HotDog: gold
(27:40 / Allies) HotDog: plz
(27:50 / All) NUM-NUMS: do you like corn dogs purple
(27:50 / Allies) HotDog: blue
(27:51 / Allies) HotDog: gold
(27:51 / Allies) HotDog: ...
(27:54 / All) NUM-NUMS: i like corn dogs
(27:56 / Allies) HotDog: yes
(27:57 / Allies) HotDog: ido
(28:03 / All) RodSerling: killed that bm with 600 ms latency
(28:03 / All) NUM-NUMS: i know somebody who teared off the corn
(28:11 / Allies) HotDog: blue gold
(28:12 / Allies) HotDog: plz
(29:03 / All) NUM-NUMS: the tc has fallenn
(29:27 / All) RodSerling: Magic damage
(29:27 / All) RodSerling: sup
(29:44 / Allies) Shock-da-Monkey: we will never win with pink
(29:51 / Allies) Shock-da-Monkey: he does nothing
(29:52 / All) NUM-NUMS: oh yea its my fault u lost red!!!
(29:54 / Allies) HotDog: i need
(29:56 / Allies) HotDog: 400 more gold
(29:58 / Allies) Shock-da-Monkey: psycho pussy fuck
(29:59 / Allies) HotDog: pink
(30:02 / All) RodSerling: He is a man protected by a suit of armor all held together by one bolt.
(30:04 / All) RodSerling: Just a moment ago, someone removed the bolt
(30:09 / All) NUM-NUMS: CAR PASSE DMY HOUSE
(30:20 / All) RodSerling: and his protection fell away from him and left him a naked target
(30:29 / All) NUM-NUMS: WHAT BOLT
(30:30 / All) RodSerling: He's been cannonaded this afternoon by all the enemies of his life
(30:39 / All) RodSerling: His insecurity has shelled him, his sensitivity has straddled him with humiliation
(30:42 / All) HotDog: gg
(30:46 / All) RodSerling: his deep-rooted disquiet about his own worth has zeroed in on him, landed on target
(30:49 / All) RodSerling: and blown him apart
(30:51 / Allies) Shock-da-Monkey: we lost a ez win
(30:57 / Allies) HotDog: no shit
(30:59 / All) RodSerling: He has just in just a moment will move into the Twilight Zone - in a desperate search for survival.
(31:18 / All) NUM-NUMS: shut up purple and red
(31:19 / All) NUM-NUMS: watch me rape
(31:21 / All) NUM-NUMS: their team
(31:31 / All) NUM-NUMS: they call me the rape doctor
(32:19 / All) RodSerling: Sorry yellow
(32:21 / All) RodSerling: That is a lot of fiends
(32:24 / All) RodSerling: and I am arachnophobic
(32:41 / All) NUM-NUMS: kill red
(32:44 / All) NUM-NUMS: u got the green light lolz
(33:17 / All) NUM-NUMS: mr turncoat do you want a boots of agility plus 6
(33:45 / Allies) Shock-da-Monkey: you are really pathetic pink
(33:50 / All) RodSerling: You will never defeat we stabbers
(33:51 / Allies) HotDog: ^^
(33:52 / All) RodSerling: Ancient folk saying: 'You can catch the Devil, but you can't hold him long.' Ask Brother Jerome.
(33:52 / All) HotDog: gg
(33:55 / All) HotDog: we know
(33:58 / All) RodSerling: Ask David Ellington. They know, and they'll go on knowing to the end of their days and beyond--in the Twilight Zone.
(34:01 / All) RodSerling: You must be Howling Men
(34:05 / Allies) Shock-da-Monkey: you are horrible pink
(34:12 / All) NUM-NUMS: takes one to know one
(34:24 / Allies) Shock-da-Monkey: just fucking pathetic
(34:29 / All) RodSerling: Two people remain.
(34:29 / All) RodSerling: Two people permanently enslaved by the tyranny of fear and superstition, facing the future with a kind of helpless dread.
(34:37 / All) RodSerling: Two others facing the future with confidence, having escaped one of the darker places of the Twilight Zone.
(34:43 / All) Shock-da-Monkey: im just stay to laugh at pink
(34:53 / All) Shock-da-Monkey: HE IS SO HORRIBLE IT IS A JOKE
(34:56 / All) NUM-NUMS: potential standoff
(35:13 / All) Shock-da-Monkey: NEVER SEEN SUCH A NO BALLS DOGSHIT NOOB
(35:17 / Allies) Shock-da-Monkey: EVERY
(35:19 / All) NUM-NUMS: lOLZ
(35:20 / Allies) Shock-da-Monkey: EVER
(35:23 / All) MClarkeDumcoon: Oh?
(35:28 / All) MClarkeDumcoon: You never looked in teh mirror before?
(35:29 / Allies) Shock-da-Monkey: NO REALLY PINK
(35:30 / All) NUM-NUMS: i have a 25 win icon man i know what im doing
(35:34 / Allies) Shock-da-Monkey: YOU ARE PURE DOGSHIT
(35:43 / All) NUM-NUMS: how so red
(35:44 / Allies) Shock-da-Monkey: YOU HAVE NO FUCKING RECORD CUNT
(35:48 / Allies) Shock-da-Monkey: I CHECKED
(35:50 / All) NUM-NUMS: my alt man
(35:55 / Allies) Shock-da-Monkey: DOGSHIT
(35:56 / All) RodSerling: You're a bug, Mr. Wordsworth. A crawling insect. An ugly misformed little creature who has no purpose here, no meaning.
(35:58 / All) NUM-NUMS: my aka is iggy-
(36:00 / Allies) Shock-da-Monkey: PATHETIC DOGSHIT
(36:00 / All) RodSerling: You are condemned to death, red!
(36:31 / All) NUM-NUMS: those ar efighting words red
(36:56 / All) NUM-NUMS: lolz
(36:59 / All) NUM-NUMS: i aint dogshit man
(37:02 / All) NUM-NUMS: im catshit
(37:10 / All) Shock-da-Monkey: YOU ARE TOTAL DOGSHIT PINK
(37:15 / All) Shock-da-Monkey: YOU MAKE ME PUKE
(37:19 / All) NUM-NUMS: my hero never die ur hero die many many times
(37:35 / All) RodSerling: How about red? He's six years old, with a cute little-boy face and blue, guileless eyes.
(37:39 / All) NUM-NUMS: why u not fight me like a man red
(37:40 / All) Shock-da-Monkey: BEAT THE DOGSHIT OUT OF THIS LOSER ASS WHORES
(37:48 / All) RodSerling: Well, Anthony, you remember what happened the last time some kids came over to play.
(37:55 / All) NUM-NUMS: i give u gold red
(37:57 / All) NUM-NUMS: we be freinds
(38:08 / Allies) Shock-da-Monkey: CHOKE ON DOGSHIT WHORE
(38:13 / All) RodSerling: Red are you still here? It is the judgement of this court that from this day forth you shall be rendered insane.
(38:13 / All) NUM-NUMS: lolz
(38:18 / All) NUM-NUMS: red is telling me to choke on dogshit whore
(38:30 / All) NUM-NUMS: is dogshit a type of whore or did he mean i was a whore and i should choke on it
(38:33 / All) Shock-da-Monkey: I JUST GOT TO LAUGH AT THIS PATHETIC FUCKING CUNT .. PINK
(38:35 / All) RodSerling: We will not end the nightmare, we'll only explain it - because this is the Twilight Zone.
(38:44 / Allies) Shock-da-Monkey: A
(38:53 / All) Shock-da-Monkey: AND TEAL .. GET SOME FUCKING MEDICAL HELP
(39:12 / All) Shock-da-Monkey: YOU ARE TOO FUCKING LOONEY TO BE RUNNING LOSOSE
(39:17 / All) NUM-NUMS: teh teh
(39:19 / All) NUM-NUMS: teh eh
(39:23 / All) NUM-NUMS: shit my parents home
(39:27 / All) NUM-NUMS: gonna get grounded again
(39:35 / All) RodSerling: You made me what I am today. I hope you're satisfied...like the song, by the same name...
(39:37 / All) NUM-NUMS: i 26 yrs old and have a curfew
(39:39 / Allies) Shock-da-Monkey: GO PISS YOUR PANT
(39:52 / All) RodSerling: They make a fairly convincing pitch here, It doesn't seem possible, though
(40:02 / All) RodSerling:
(40:09 / All) Shock-da-Monkey: ARE YOU ALL DOGSHIT NOOB ASS LOSERS ???
(40:14 / All) RodSerling: What you have just witnessed could be the end of a particularly terrifying nightmare. It isn't - it's the beginning.
(40:18 / All) Shock-da-Monkey: ALL OF YOU ????
(40:37 / All) RodSerling: He attacked you, Mr. Vollmer! He tore you to pieces! Your voice is that of a lion, but your instincts are those of a rabbit!
(40:40 / All) Shock-da-Monkey: LAY OFF THE CRACK PIPE TEAL
(40:51 / All) RodSerling: Mr. Vollmer, stop complaining! You are nothing!
(40:51 / Allies) Shock-da-Monkey: GET BACK ON YOUR MEDS
(41:07 / All) RodSerling: Mr. Vollmer! I was making speeches before you could read them!
(41:17 / All) RodSerling: I was fighting battles when your only struggle was to climb out of a womb!
(41:25 / All) RodSerling: I was taking over the world when your universe was a crib!
(41:33 / All) RodSerling: And as for being in darkness, Mr. Vollmer.... I invented darkness!
(41:39 / All) Shock-da-Monkey: YOU HAPPY NOW PINK
(41:49 / All) Shock-da-Monkey: DID YOU GET WHAT YOU WANTED ... DOGSHIT
(41:59 / All) RodSerling: What you're witnessing is the curtain-raiser to a most extraordinary play
(42:08 / All) RodSerling: to wit, the signing of a pact, the commencement of a project.
(42:12 / Allies) Shock-da-Monkey: ROFL THE FINAL SOLUITON .... SUCIDE
(42:17 / All) NUM-NUMS: standoff complete my side
(42:22 / All) NUM-NUMS: both sides have equal chance
(42:26 / All) Shock-da-Monkey: PATHETIC DOGSHIT GAME
(42:32 / All) NUM-NUMS: yellow vs red, person with best internet connection wins
(42:37 / All) RodSerling: You some kind of a pacifist, Vollmer?
(42:58 / All) NUM-NUMS: me teal and orange are gonna leave game with no units on either side,
(42:58 / Allies) Shock-da-Monkey: ROFL
(43:02 / All) MClarkeDumcoon: DARKWING
(43:04 / All) MClarkeDumcoon: DARKWING
(43:05 / All) NUM-NUMS: DUCK
(43:07 / All) Shock-da-Monkey: GOD DAMN YOU ALL ARE DOGHSIT
(43:08 / All) MClarkeDumcoon: DARKWING... DUCK!
(43:17 / All) NUM-NUMS: YELLOW VS RED, PERSON WITH BEST INTERENT OR COMPUTER WINS